Oh man, I got the sweetest birthday card from my mum and sister the other day. I'm taking German at school (although I suppose I'm not technically anymore as I wrote the final today) so my mum bought me a card with some horrible German on it. The front says, "Es ist Ihr Birthday" and the inside says "Gettin sie down with your bad selfen!". But the reason the card was so great was what my sister wrote on the inside. I'll write it out for you for your general amusement.

Hey Erin! Happy Birthday! Yowza, 19!!! You geezer you. Soon you'll be racing mum in wheelchair races!! Har har. Anychow, hope you have an absolutely fantabulous birthday and a magnificently exquisite and wonderful year! (Wow, I know some pretty good adjectives! I'm gonna rock next semester in English!) Well have a good birthday and I hope you enjoy being 19 before you hit the big 20! HAPPY B-DAY!!

*insert picture of myself and my mum having a wheelchair race*

You and mom having wheelchair races. Mom has shrunk from old age and is going bald. You are 30 and lost your legs by a shark while snorkeling and still have your dreads.

In other news my ears have stopped being pissed off at me and they're now up to a 10 gauge. :) Fun fun fun fun fun! I also bought some 8 gauge tunnels off the internet today which is exciting, but very shortly after actually buying them, I noticed a pair on a different website that were almost the EXACT same, but for less than half the price. Grrr. Oh well. Maybe the other ones would have turned out to be really crappy and bad quality anyway.