The grasshoppers are after me.. They are not happy that I chopped one of their friends in half...

You see, yesterday when I was leaving to go to DQ with Vic (miracle treat day don'tcha know) and I noticed a grasshopper crawling up my window. So I started opening the window more to try and get him to crawl out, only that he decided to jump AT MY THROAT instead.

Now, I'm not afraid of grasshoppers, overly anyway, but when one jumps at your face, you tend to at least twitch a little. Well, I did rather more than twitch. I lifted both legs up into a sitting fetal type position. Now, the problem with this is that I was still in gear.. so I stalled. Then ANOTHER grasshopper flies at me. I don't even know how they got in there because the windows were both closed the entire time that my car was parked. They'd probably gotten in there hours and hours before hand and were waiting for me to get in so that they could attack me.

Maybe I should post a cat as guard by my bed tonight..