floaties are curious things. i was having a pop and because it was abominably warm, i put it in a glass with some ice. and i think it was the ice that had the floaties in it, which makes me wonder about the integrity of our tap water..... or the person that filled them up... which was actually probably me.... hmmm. at any rate, i came to the bottom of my glass and it was quite the pool party down there. i also found a whole bunch of floaties in the bottom of the container of silver. it was quite disgusting. so i am refusing to drink the last little bit for fear that i might be poisoned by the floaties. the way that they were settling down, it looked like they were actually swimming.... which worried me just a wee bit and made me think of sea monkeys.. which then worried me even more...

but back to floaties being curious. you see, even though i knew that there were floaties in my drink, if i hadn't gone and dumped it in the sink, i probably would have ended up drinking them anyway. because you see the pop sitting there, and you really do want to finish it, so you drink only a little bit and try not to disturb the floaties. you keep doing this until there is hardly anything left and then you just give up and decide that you don't really enough about the floaties and then you just drink it anyway and hope that you don't die. which i haven't done yet (obviously).

I PLAN TO LIVE FOREVER! so far so good...