i feel like writing a song about being a pirate... although i'm sure if i tried that it would only end up something like,

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
but i don't like rum
so i shall drink apple juice instead of rum

or something to that extent. which would never make it's way up to the top 10 charts i don't think. but that's ok. it would be my own little piraty song, just for me.

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum