Sunday, May 11, 2003

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate university! and i don't even go there yet! i'm having schedule conflicts. LOTS of them. it is not fun. i'm going to be so bogged down by classes and books that if the weight doesn't kill me i just might. and i haven't even started on the winter session. i'm going to have to move to a forest somewhere where they don't have universities and i will be content to live alone and suffer only the occasional raid from bigfoot. or perhaps i shall curl up into a very small ball and retreat to my room and promptly stay there for the next 30 years venturing out only to get chocolate and books to amuse myself with. if universities want you to go there so badly why do they make things so difficult for everyone?!! i'm all for the inplanting of micro chips into our brains at birth to make us smart and have university become unecessary. i don't care that tons of people will be out of work. that's their problem. i'll be happy at least. or someone can win me the lottery and i'll retire early. 18 would be nice. or i could marry someone who has won the lottery and we shall go and live our lives somewhere tropical. i could manage that. he can buy me a new pancreas while he's at it.

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